Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by Krackerino November 1, 2021
Get the Spicy pecker juicingmug. To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
Get the Pecker Blindmug. The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
Get the Peckerizedmug. My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.
by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020
Get the pecker neckingmug. by I’m from Carrigaline guess who August 13, 2023
Get the top peckermug. by Ezoangelofdeath June 18, 2021
Get the Pecker Snotmug.