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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
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Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
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pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.
Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?
by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020
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top pecker

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Pecker Snot

She swallowed my load, gargled down all my pecker snot
by Ezoangelofdeath June 18, 2021
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