dirty paycheck

taking money out of someone's wallet, shitting on the bill, and placing it back in the wallet for the person to find later.

After work yesterday i gave jhonny a dirty paycheck for him to take home to his family.

by ilovethatpussy May 12, 2011

paycheck

Some of the best things in life are mistakes.

That paycheck did me a favour.

A lesson learned.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

pace maker

means to have sex at a very slow rate

dude elanor had pace maker last night

by wanna horndog May 6, 2005

the fitnessgram pacer te

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute. after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. T

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a running test.

by minecraft creeper ghhhh February 5, 2017

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

whole paycheck

Likewise, in every supermarket in Canada, cuts of beef suitable for roast beef are terribly expensive. I go to the supermarket and look in the meat section for something I can afford. If my eyes stray onto the price tag of a roast of beef, what pops into my mind is the bit about the second mortgage!

PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."

I wish I could afford a roast of beef, but I've already spent the whole paycheck/second mortgage.

by David Ferrier July 20, 2008

paycheck

The ejaculate of a male

Man, I was banging this nasty bitch and gave her my paycheck on her tits!

by Werdup May 13, 2005