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rock star parking

Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
by Oak_23 May 18, 2006
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parring

To hang out or be together at an event/party
We were parring at her party the other day.
by bigjoe849485928 February 15, 2014
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Palming

When someone dosent have no genetial area there is just an empty bit of skin. so when someone like that has sex with another person with the same condition they have to scissor and while they are scissoring it sounds like two palms (and only the palms) slaping and hitting each other at a certain amount and speed...
Matt: hey have you ever done some palming?(points at his palm to confuse him)

Josh: oh yeah i do...

Matt: do you even know whart that means?

Josh: no...what does it mean?

Matt: (explains the definition)

Josh: dude man i do have something there...

Matt: thats not wat you said a fiew minutes ago you faggot
by Ipod Jon November 26, 2009
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Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space
by stendhalismo September 2, 2005
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middle parting

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”
by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017
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parking

1. to postition a vehicle in a designated area for storage.

2. to be pretty good at golf.
1. i parked my car before i went into the store
2. look at my score today! i am the PAR-KING!
by Klosterman6969 July 29, 2004
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pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time
Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.
by Austin Bade January 9, 2007
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