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Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF
Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety
by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023
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parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins
I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night
by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023
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Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.
I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there
by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023
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Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.
If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.
by spedudomid October 7, 2023
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parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.
Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023
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Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan
Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"
by two me i ak March 7, 2024
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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