1.) When a white person panics after realizing they may have said something racist and they attempt to compensate or prove how racially sensitive they really are.
2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.
2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.
White person: Do "non-colored people" have different adversities?
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.
Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.
Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!
by Xizor159 November 3, 2013
Get the white panic mug.The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010
Get the Parachute mug.(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.
by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011
Get the Parachute Knicker mug.The act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.
"So I was at this club with Sarah and she looks at me like she's going in for the kiss so I panic made out with Alice instead, I just don't like her like that"
"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"
"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"
by Docsully September 26, 2011
Get the Panic Make Out mug.A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.
In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"
"grab your panic bag, lets go"
by BearG January 1, 2012
Get the Panic Bag mug.When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.
John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?
Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.
Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.
by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013
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