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Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
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papa john

if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john
"did you sleep with john last night?"

"yes! he should be named papa john!"
by johnnyboys May 24, 2010
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Papa Roach

1.)One of April's favorite bands.
1.)Fuck everyone elses opinion, I like Papa Roach, and that's all that matters. Don't make me go April on you...
by April December 22, 2004
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Papa

Father God, my God. My all my EVERYTHING. My Papa who does everything, for me through Christ. Who sacrificed his ONE AND ONLY SON on the CROSS to DIE FOR MY SINS. Papa is Love.
'Now FAITH is being sure of what we hope for, and certain of what we do not see.' -Hebrews 11:1

Where's your faith? Papa, my faith is in you.
by Romanseightthirtyone June 22, 2009
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Papa John

Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.
by BigShiggy July 6, 2006
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Papa Dildo

A boss who tries to screw ya!
Ahhh, Papa Dildo tired to give it to me again! He wanted me to work the next long weekend.
by mlegion May 9, 2006
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papa roach

Isaac Broyles.
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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