Pool Wood

an erection received from swimming in a pool.

Cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. Neither of them have ever seen anything as massive.

by Master Pool Wood July 16, 2008

Poolantis

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

by KBo1138 October 10, 2008

Poaolo

A person who possesses little book-smarts, great street-smarts, and a horse-sized penis. He is able to discern between many various strains of marijuana, and he experiences sexual encounters on a regular basis. He is most attracted to short cute girls that he can easily ravish in the bedroom. He says that he likes to live on the edge of the law, but he regularly crosses it. Additionally, Drunk Poaolo holds to a very homosexual outlook on life. You could say that he's so gay, he makes the rainbow look like a symbol for homophobes. Finally, Poaolo can sometimes have a blunt personality, but he is very good at heart deep down.

Example 1:

Ben: What is this type of kush?
Poaolo: It is sour diesel, young asshopper.

Example 2:

Ben: Does my breath smell like McDonalds?
Poaolo: It smells like "shut the fuck up."
Ben: Man, I hate that smell!

Example 3:

Poaolo: *On the phone* God, if you were drunk, I would tear your asshole.
Ben: ...You're blitzed as shit.

by #TheRealSlimShady November 12, 2012

Pooled

Used to describe a situation that causes one to feel tired, exhausted of overwhelmed.

See also: done, can't even, tired

Person A: Did you study for the math test last night?

Person B: Yeah, I pulled an all nighter

-_-

Person A: Sucks man, you must be pooled!

by OakSTA November 2, 2015

lool pool

A group of laughing idiots

ex. lets go join the lool pool!

by Alice in Wonderland (hi!) January 12, 2009

car pool galaxy

the act of taking heroin and ecstasy with your girlfriend/boyfriend getting in a vehicle of some kind, turning off the head lights and going at least 100 miles an hour on the high way while having sex.

dude last night was crazy me and vanessa had the best car pool galaxy.

by product11 March 18, 2011

Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.

Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."

by giardiaman December 11, 2013