PMCS

preventative maintenance checks & services - routine maintenance that the army requires of virtually every piece of equipment in its inventory.

"why do I have to PMCS a vehicle that is deadlined and has been sitting there for a month?"

"the army just about makes you PMCS your cock before you jack off!"

by hit the hole pole man March 22, 2006

PMS

When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.

Me: Why don't we go do something today?
Her: SURE! Sounds great!
Her: Do i look okay?
Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go.
Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere.
Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go.
Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone!
Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.

by mmhmyouknow. February 7, 2010

pmgsh

Commonly misspelled version of omgsh. Means Oh my gosh!

PMGSH!! She sure has a fine rack.

by Dick Hunter April 28, 2008

pmjessing

When a girl named Jessica is pmsing

Put your girlfriend on a leash and tell her to stop pmjessing

by Leo Dicap February 25, 2011

pmag

Pussy magnet

My boy Jason Harriman is such a pmag. He gets all the bitches!

by Kcoolcya November 19, 2013

pms

a period of time girls go through when they are mean and emotional but it's hard so guys take it into consideration when we're sending mix emotions we can't control it . it's nature , just send us long texts and give us junk food and hug us. we need your love.

I'm in pms mode

by Amanda ann marie April 24, 2016

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016