Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.

I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!

by Reguiba November 5, 2010

penilingus

Artic term for the common langauge spoken by Penguins. Combination of two latin roots, Peni-meaning small black creature and the latin term linguis refers to the tongue.

The penguin from the artic speaks penilingus.

by Peterphilpoon May 23, 2008

penii

Plural. More than one penis.

That porno had too many penii in it and not enough poontang.

by NeoGeL November 17, 2002

Penicular Lacketes

A Teeny Weenie

by Sarah February 28, 2003

Penile Pete

A joyful way of greeting a male whos name is peter.

Penile pete...thee creation parkus, wherist thou control thy action!

by MitchellR August 3, 2006

penii

The plural for 'penis'

'Wow! It's amazing how many small penii there are in this world!'

by Sarah July 12, 2003

Penii

Refering to several male genitalia at once; usually in the same room.

They attacked me using their penii!!

by The Don Killuminati December 5, 2004