Paterno'd

To be dismissed or fired from a job in a most humiliating manner.

Steve used to work for the railroad until he was Paterno'd via a form letter right before he could retire.

by Prisoner416 February 25, 2012

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004

platters

A DJ's turntables and/or discs.

DJ Fresh wuz spinnin' tha platters last night.

by Havox August 31, 2003

Pattronize

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

by emjay81 December 23, 2008

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.

He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."

by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011

Potter

nickname for the person everyone knows.
Down-to-earth, chill guy

Yo potter definitely owned the pong table last night, i wonder if he remembers it?

by Darksyde73 September 25, 2008