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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

The Non Newarked MCR page.

Once upon a time in a land far far away, the My Chemical Romance facebook page was a world of peace and harmony. But, slowly, it got crappier and crappier, trolls invaded, people became rude and the family became meaningless. SUDDENLY, the elders and sexier people of the page decided they should make a group, where the old flame could be rekindled. The Non Newarked MCR page, to be exact. This is now the home of various demigods (the sexy children,) and the olympian council (the elders,) and the great mamma goddess (our great greek caitie.) All hail the Non Newarked children.

The Non Newarked MCR Page. : Exit our group if you can't han dle our sass or we will mOonwalk on your reem. :)

by ElenaIsBored.Net March 11, 2012

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

Pagesexual

A person that is physically, sexually, and emotionally attracted to Jimmy Page (and people resembling him).

"You know that girl, Sarah? She is so damn picky when it comes to guys!"
-mainstream guy

"Nah, it's just because she's Pagesexual."
-guy that resembles Jimmy Page

by Elle Nordstrom July 17, 2011

Page

Literally sucks so much

Man that new Dyson sucks a solid 0.2 pages

by Volki December 20, 2019

25 page test

When one picks up a book and reads the first twenty-five pages to discover whether it is any good.

Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.

Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.

by BMDC September 15, 2010

Big 6 Pageant

Used to refer to 6 of the world's largest international beauty contests, including Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss International, Miss Supranational, Miss Earth, and Miss Grand International.

Girl, Miss Intercontinental is so much minor, not in the Big 6 Pageant.

by pageantcrusher March 2, 2022