Snuff my own seed

Slang term for getting an abortion

Herman Cain: And if you make a little mistake with one of your ho’s, you’ll want to dispose of that problem toot sweet, no questions asked, right?

Anonymous black man: Naw, that’s too cold. I don’t snuff my own seed…

Herman Cain: Huh. Really? (pause) Well, maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican!

by This_is_Herman_Cain! October 28, 2011

toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011

fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O April 8, 2006

Own your C

The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"

Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.

by Mugs! December 21, 2008

Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by WhyohY January 23, 2023

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020