lung desiese

someone who vapes

“oh look… she’s a lung desiese, stay away”

by xoxohannahxoxo December 20, 2021

Bitch Lungs

Excessive coughing while smoking, sometimes even those who’ve smoked every day for 5 damn years have this problem

I been smoking for years but still cough, I got some bitch lungs

by epicrobloxgaymer March 14, 2022

MA LUNG

ALAS, UNFORTUNATE, ILL FATED

LIVING IN THIS BIG CITY, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FACED MA LUNG DESTINY DAY BY DAY

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

artificial lung

the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!

I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...

by John Scofield January 14, 2004

Lungs

This is equivalent to daddy.

Jessica: That is so lungs!

David: I know right ! daddy as fuck

by godsonlyfollower January 31, 2021

Lung Sponge

The sponge-like substance in your lung

"I'm going to rip out your lung sponge if your not careful."
"No!! Spare my lung sponge!"

by shadoedoe March 3, 2021