crab catcher

Another name for a mustache

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!

by Karlsays April 26, 2015

Crab Dick

type your defenition here...

its a crab dick why did you wanna know

by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017

slaper crab

slaper crab is yt

you are subbed to slaper crab? same!

by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

crab hole

Crab hole is an infected butthole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020