"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
Get the tortuga timemug. Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.
1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
by derpymcgee April 4, 2011
Get the Taos timemug. The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011
Get the Mason timemug. e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.
by wic November 10, 2010
Get the clean timemug. In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.
by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021
Get the Siege Timingmug. Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019
Get the winky timemug. A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.
"That was some awkward timing"
"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
Get the Awkward Timingmug.