Chocolate Swirly

Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.
Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.
by radiophonics May 31, 2009
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chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.
Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!
by Phoenix Wrong May 13, 2007
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chocolate hostage

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 10, 2003
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chocolate thunder

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.
by lsfkn September 11, 2011
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chocolate rock

Crack cocaine mixed with black tar heroin. The crack is melted in a spoonful of water, and when it becomes oily a piece of heroin is added, then mixed in with the coke as it hardens. The end result is "Chocolate Rock".
Smoking this chocolate rock is just as good as slamming a speedball.
by psygirl604 August 16, 2008
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Chocolate Nine

A Black man's penis, that must be Nine inches or longer. Which i guess is common for black guys
Ryan loves to touch his chocolate nine, everyday...
by Big and Juicy E January 27, 2009
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chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.
Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.
by z28 owner2 March 07, 2008
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