I don't feel so good

A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good"

by CalculusOP May 15, 2018

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

I👈 don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my ✌️✊️✌️Role✌️✊️✌️ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.

Hym "No I👈 don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

I don't know

Ur gay

You are I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'

When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025