Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

google maos

A common typing error you make when typing "google maps" on mobile. When entering this, the top of the search results will display "Showing results for google maps, Search instead for google maos". If you actually google "mao", the result will be Mao Zedong, the founding father of the People's Republic of China.

Steve: "I accidentally typed google maos instead of google maps."
Willie: "Its ok, it happens on mobile all the time."

by nickcityplanner July 8, 2020

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011

Home Google

An internet search that should be searched at home, as opposed to work or school, where you searching could be monitored.

I wouldn't look up that page at work, it's definitely a home google.

by FirstClassJC September 22, 2009

Google bug

Noun: The sudden urge to go on Google and look up everything you're curious about.

Last night I was on the internet looking up everything from Aztecs to zoology. I think I've been bitten by the Google bug!

by Creepytastik September 10, 2011

Google Fuckery

When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding

Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery

by PublicVoidStart April 26, 2022

mystery googling

verb. to be mystery googling

to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.

so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!

mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number

by MKGggg December 23, 2009