two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy
Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.
by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009
 Get the dildo-chuckmug.
Get the dildo-chuckmug. The only man who was able to Numb Chuck Norris's body was Bruce Lee.  Then Bruce did a flying jump kick into Heaven because God wanted to learn Jeet Kune Do.
by Chuck Liddell May 25, 2006
 Get the Numb Chuckmug.
Get the Numb Chuckmug. by Coolcandle January 27, 2016
 Get the Smut chuckmug.
Get the Smut chuckmug. by dominant159 February 3, 2010
 Get the chuck scenemug.
Get the chuck scenemug. when you catch ten wild slum rats, kill seven of them and claim they were stolen, file a report to your local government, they start an investigation and in the end give you 12 rats while you have, in the mean time sent the remaining three rats to your step brother in the caman islands where he can gain a rat tax from the gladiator arena for rat packs. in the end you come out of the situation dead in a ditch south of chicago from the men who were eventually acused of stealing your rats in the first place.
by ratdavis123$$$billz June 6, 2011
 Get the Chucking Bushmug.
Get the Chucking Bushmug. by custom November 11, 2005
 Get the chuck countymug.
Get the chuck countymug. by Eddie June 17, 2003
 Get the Chargin' Chuckmug.
Get the Chargin' Chuckmug.