Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

Grand Theft Auto

Grand theft auto (often shortened to GTA) appears to be a game with senseless murder and other violent crimes however it is far more. The developers clearly put a lot of thought into the game as you can see how things such as the in game culture and market change with what you do. You can sit there in a car and listen to the talk radio for hours with new content. The game raises some really important questions and asks if we as a society have trusted our social media influencers too much. It takes a look at this topic through the lense of 3 murderous psychopaths with wildly different backgrounds who all have problems with how modern society views our culture, our celebrities, and how we have fallen as a society. However regardless of what I have said some British woman named Karen will still brush the game off because “boo hoo people die” grow tf up Karen. It’s a great game suck one.

“Man Grand Theft Auto is such a misunderstood game”

by Catholicman1 June 17, 2022

Auto correct

One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it

I leg intimately hate you auto correct

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Auto-preggo-bebbo-maker

Getting preggo by your wife

“Ayo babe imma make you auto-preggo-bebbo-maker”

“Hell yeah babe!

by chaotic_idiot January 10, 2022

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025