Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

Nuggie Night

Nuggie Night is when you and your friends go to a fast food place and buy at least more than 30 chicken nuggets at night, then you and your friends try the best to eat all of the chicken nuggets.

1: Wanna get some chicken nuggets?

2: Yeah I can go for some nuggie.

1:I guess its a NUGGIE NIGHT!!!!

by Ayalayessir828 June 3, 2020

ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.

Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.

by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020

Friday Night

A person who you probably wouldn't date, but is attractive enough to hook up with as if you met them at a bar or club on a Friday night.

Girl 1: So, I see you have been hanging out with Chris a lot. Ya'll talking?

Girl 2: Oh naw, not like that. I wouldn't want to date him. Too much of a fuck boy. But, he's definitely a Friday night.

by kraft mac and cheese June 26, 2020

tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 15, 2013

Poke Night

A night or party where highly inappropriate and kinky behavior takes place

Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday

guy 2: No what, happened?

guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom

guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night

by jamesfranklinburger January 9, 2012

Health Night

A night you take a break from excessive alcohol consumption and stay home.

Bro 1: "Yo brug let's get smashed. Just me and you."

Bro 2: "Can't. Gym tomorrow morning. Gotta take a health night."

by garrawr March 20, 2011