Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021

emilia and nelson

The worlds cutest couple! A relationship that everyone dream of! Emilia and Nelson are so couple goals!

Omg I wish I had a Emilia and Nelson relationship

by Best couples June 14, 2021

Buttercup Nelson

When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson

Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson

by Choppy Tom May 17, 2021

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025