The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
by tonysuave August 16, 2010
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
by Sally H. December 28, 2022
by Hrrry February 04, 2022
oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.
After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
by Psychostench February 23, 2024
Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 02, 2021