shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022
Get the mustard watermug. When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
Get the mustard capmug. by Bentokovitch December 1, 2022
Get the Mustardmug. The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
Get the Making mustardmug. Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
Get the Mustardmug. by amiblanchin August 11, 2024
Get the Mustardmug. Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce
by Lordh3adass May 26, 2021
Get the Street Mustardmug.