Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023

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Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023

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taziki mustache

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.

a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!

by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010

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Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

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double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018

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1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024

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