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Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
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Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.
Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.
by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020
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A murphy is typically an older middle-aged man, not always a father, who is stout in build and frequents the golf course. A murphy also tends to be of Irish descent and is more often than not seen sporting a hoodless wind jacket.
This group of murphy’s need to let us play through.
by DeeLong November 6, 2020
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Murphy

To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job
As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy
by DCC, MD November 18, 2020
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Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.
Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!
by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020
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murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho
bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants
by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021
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Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.
Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021
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