An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.
I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
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Get the nuthin' muffin mug.A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
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Get the Scrubbing Muffins mug.Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
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Get the Coconut Muffin mug.A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
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