Muay Thai Fart

When you go up to somebody sitting down, pull their head into your ass with both your arms in an abcentric motion, and hold it there while you rip ass

Dude! John just muay thai farted Tom and the fart got in his mouth, and he couldn't do anything about it because his head was being held!

by paulyh October 15, 2011

muddy rudder

When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).

In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.

It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.

I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.

by UMOMcFly December 24, 2007

muddy buddy

anal sex

Muddy Buddy, sounds like anal sex.

by the green cheese January 4, 2011

muddy funster

he who tunnels in mud, strolls down the bourneville boulevarde

that muddy funster doesn't just bowl from the pavilion end, he lives in it

by the rear admiral fudge packer September 23, 2003

muddy platypus

When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself

mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus

by racso January 14, 2008

Madysen

A shy introverted girl. Ugly. Stands up for what she believes in. Often is overlooked and is the supportive friend. Can be emo. Likes memes and music. Supports her stans.

Madysen is my best friend.

by Yesbitchimthekween May 20, 2018

muddy otter

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."

"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"

by gobble docker February 5, 2010