Morrison

A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.

Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.

by Nicola69 May 15, 2025

Morrissa

A walking heart-throb with the soul of a poet. Morrissa is the perfect storm of beauty, brains, and kindness. She turns heads without even trying think model-level looks with an effortlessly magnetic vibe. But it’s not just her appearance that makes people fall for her; it’s the way she genuinely listens, how her laughter feels like a warm hug, and the sparkle in her eyes when she’s talking about something she loves. Sweet as honey, sharp as a whip, and thoughtful to her core Morrissa is the kind of woman who makes you believe in magic.

“Bro, she’s not just hot—she’s a Morrissa. That’s a whole different league.”

by Chrispeecream June 4, 2025

Morrigan Clayson

A very hot and nerdy irish girl if she didn’t insult me in the first place

Jamilius: *moves his head an atom towards the right*
Morrigan Clayson: Yo guys, did you see Jamilius move his head towards the right? Why did he do that? Is he scared or something?
Guys: We don’t give a crap
Jamilius: Morrigan Clayson you need to start sdiybt

by BeefyAmir2763 July 27, 2025

Morris Oxford

The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.

Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.

1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.

by Maddermonk February 26, 2011

Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.

Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!

by aberblaber November 23, 2011