moroni

A Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church.

Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.

by bob the hog December 17, 2008

Mormon

A CULT!!!
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.

Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*

by kilgor May 21, 2005

mormon guilt

Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .

When you masturbate 30 minutes before scripture study and then that Mormon guilt sets in.

by Guilty May 5, 2016

Poxy Moron

A psuedo intellectual, etymologist or charlatan who at every opportunity seeks to use the word 'Oxymoron' to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are. And usually gets it wrong.

OMG that's such an oxymoron.

It's just contradictory, you Poxy Moron.

by Tenman November 13, 2010

Motor Moron

This is the person who does not follow the laws of the road, including, blinkers, slow speeds, high speeds, roll stops, and the people who think you honked at them, but instead, the person behind you did, so the motor moron flips you off and not the person behind you.

A motor moron almost ran into me today because they didn't use their blinker.

by The_Feee_Master December 16, 2016

mormon

the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage

i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Reverse Mormon

The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.

Well, we just definitely did the Reverse Mormon.

by HungoverMormon January 2, 2011