Eastern Michigan University 

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.

School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"

Eastern Michigan University by EMUROX August 22, 2011

Dexter Michigan 

The coolest suburb of Ann Arbor, Michigan. It's small, but fierce.

"I wish my town was as cool as Dexter Michigan."
"Dexter Michigan may be small, but it's way cooler then my city!"

Dexter Michigan by dexterlove January 1, 2012

Davison Michigan 

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.

Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.

Davison Michigan by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

central michigan 

A college in Mt.Pleasant

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

central michigan by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009

University of Michigan 

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.

Michigan > That other school.

University of Michigan by ReelDeel February 14, 2005

lincoln park, michigan 

Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.

Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!

lincoln park, michigan by Joanna Smith February 26, 2008

Monroe, Michigan 

A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)

Teen1: What do you want to do today?

Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?

Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.

Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?

Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.

Teen2: Let's go to the park.

Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!

Teen2: Wanna make out?

Teen1: I have a cold.

Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.

Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.

Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!

Monroe, Michigan by I might as well move to Hell January 26, 2009