I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

by Ohioan December 9, 2008

Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself

austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode

I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.

by katiedids19 May 18, 2018