leia.maximoff1

She’s hot asf and is obsessed with herself 😜🤪🤪.

Example1. oh leia.maximoff1 yeah she’s so cool.

by leia.maximoff1 June 19, 2021

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

damsfi.maximoff

A person who can’t stop saying Wanda solos and/or Sokka does everything better.

damsfi.maximoffs are the biggest jokesters.

by dcmarvelinfromer July 21, 2021

New Mexico Rimmer

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.

Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?

by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021

New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

marvels.maximoff

a really cool editor! i see her edits all over my fyp <3 i hope she sees this but that would be impossible cause i’m trying to make one for everyone’s username!

person 1: omg i love seeing @marvels.maximoff on my fyp
person 2: same shes so good at editing!

by anonymous November 20, 2021

New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

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