Sext Message

Noun: A message directly involving the hopes of sex or commenting on past sexual encounters. SextPanther.com

this is a sext message "what's up tonight? id' love to fuck start your head..."

by sextpanther.com November 27, 2009

messianic

Of or relating to a Messiah

“The president’s fault is not that he has been too messianic: It is rather that he has not been messianic enough.”
"The president’s detractors ridicule as “Bush babble” the rhetoric of his Second Inaugural Address, the high-water mark of his Freevangelical policy; and, as distressing news pours forth from Iraq, they point to his claim that “eventually the call of freedom comes to every mind and every soul” as evidence that he suffers acutely from a Messiah complex. The criticism misses the mark"
— MICHAEL KNOX BERAN

by ASH71 May 17, 2007

msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005

sext message

a booty call in the form of a text message

After receiving a sext message, John left the party early for some action across town.

by M Elizabeth April 8, 2007

Alana messenger

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx

Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl

by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019

cryptic cheerleading message

ALSO known as CCMS
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal

HEY, did you hear what the cheerleaders was saying?
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!

by chicago andy January 28, 2007

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008