Matajy

It is an upper language class that you use when you want to sleep with someone.
And it is also used as an objection word to stop someone from talking or to make his words look silly.

1) Hey Rebecca matajy.
No, thank you.

2) John want to play football ?

No, matajy.

by TootN January 10, 2021

Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 27, 2021

cocained matthew

When Matthew is so fucked up from cocaine that he turns into a Cocained Matthew

Whoa dude, Matthew got super done on cocaine that he became a fucked up Cocained Matthew

by unodos324 June 11, 2018

Igor Matovič

A former prime minister who only made Slovakia worse but at least we have some quality memes.

#1: "Have you heard of Igor Matovič?"
#2: "One time?"
#1: "What?"
#2: "nExT tiMe?"
#1: " so you do know him..."

by igorkos girl March 30, 2021

The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Mattie

Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.

“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

“Shut up, no I’m not.”

“I beg to differ.”

by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018