Manuela

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, she is the perfect mix of sensuality, sex-appeal and the ultimate good girl walking fantasy. This is reflected in her facial features, her smile is the most angelic condensation of innocence and sublime happiness, whereas her sexy lips and deep intimidating eyes will give you an instant boner, while also making you ashamed of it because you are so aware that you are in the presence of the Princessa Real Woman, who deserves to be respected at all times. She is the classiest woman, her way of handling social challenges will make you fall in love and realise the importance of character and grace. The way she handles life's problems is even more impressive, as this is where her moral values will shine through and you will learn about who she truly is (she is truly an Angel sent on Earth to protect us, but also to take care of our needs and desires). Her (heart) emotions are powerful but also so innocent and sweet, thats why her love is the most precious prize in this universe.

Careful though, she will steal your heart in record time! You never thought you would be the type of man to daydream about marriage, having children, and meeting parents yet 1 month into meeting her, this is your new favourite research topic and hobby.

brain: What is a synonym for flawless and perfection?

heart: Manuela? dohhhh!
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! MANUELA! MANUELAAAA! MANUELAAAA

by AxpHntr March 13, 2022

Mandela Effect

saying that something is there when it really wasn't

James: Dude, didn't you know that Curious George has a tail?
Joe: you just experienced the mandela effect
James: what

by SebDoesDefinitions_ March 14, 2022

mandel

Most of the time she's a god util she gets mad then she's the devil in prada

Random person: did u see the devil in prada?
random person 2: omg mandel is here ?

by somebody that i used to know69 March 22, 2022

manuel maui

is maui

manuel maui: YOUR WELCOME

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022

Mansell

The generic title of something or someone that has a large amount of Class - A drugs stuffed inside their anus.

If anybody is concerned how so much contraband is getting past security, remember that Mansell is plugged.

by John Alfredo Smith June 1, 2022

Manuel

clever little pervert

Hey Manuel!

by Carotr June 9, 2022

Manuel

A smart nerd who likes to learn japanese!

And also, has a really bad handwriting..

Guy one: you are learning japanese???
Guy two: yeah and I'm gonna write a letter for my japanese friend!
Guy one: can you show me your handwriting?

Guy two: sure!

Guy one: ...
Guy one: You're such a Manuel!

by Ravioliépicié July 16, 2022