A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
Get the Mall Headache (MH)mug. Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025
Get the going to the mallmug. He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.
by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019
Get the Mallmug. An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.
Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.
by Joshyutah October 13, 2017
Get the Malled Outmug. One of the original shopping 🛒 malls in the San Francisco Bay area Bay fair mall opened in 1957 in san leandro california. It is now referred to as Bay fair center and includes a power center as part of its overall package. There are also plans to develop a small transit village adjacent to the mall itself to include high density residential development mixed use business and retail and pedestrian 🚷 friendly streets as well as shuttles and trams allowing direct access to the mall itself.
Bay fair mall is a thriving mixed use center that has been able to adapt to changing times and tastes.
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
Get the Bay fair mallmug. An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.
Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
by zRxvr March 27, 2022
Get the dead mallmug. The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...
by dame_dane June 2, 2025
Get the crash the mallmug.