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Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.
Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
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Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)
Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."
by TheNooter March 10, 2017
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Hit Or Miss

a meme that is satan's gift,god wont even look at it
guy:HIT OR MISS
another person:I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
by ok hand March 4, 2019
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missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.
That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.
by M80-5280 January 21, 2015
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Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.
Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim
by Casey's girl July 22, 2015
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miss phenomenon

Someone who is rare occurring, special, unique and amazing.

A complement when someone refers to you as Phenomenon.
by WisdomOracle December 30, 2017
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