Mind the gap

Mind the gap refers to avoiding girls with large thigh gaps, I.e. Sexy girls, instead going out with intellectuals.

While looking at a beauty, tell your buddy, "mind the gap" there as she will eat you alive.

by Second half February 25, 2015

mind the business

another way of telling someone to suck your cock.

After Liz told Kyle to mind his business, Kyle responded by forcing Liz's head towards his package and said, "you mind the business down there".

by worm sherm December 11, 2006

Mind Rapist

A mind rapist is some one who has received bad press for sharing similar thought to other people, but is just a little bit funnier and quicker to out the words.

They have the ability to read people and understand what they are just to about to say, in in interest of personal gain, say what it was before the other person

Joe: I love it when I can feel it with my hands.

Emma: Tha...

James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Emma: You're such a...

James: Mind rapist?

Emma: *sigh*

by EmmaIsDeffinitelyShit May 9, 2010

mind of mencia

Mind of Mencia is one of the funniest shows on tv today. Why? Because he doesn't hold anything back and it's the truth.

I'm sick of people writing hate mail on how he is racist and offensive when you do the same type of stereotypical bullshit; you might not say it but you think it. Don't be mad because one day you turned on the television and got offended by one of his jokes. It's people like you who make him so funny. So thank you for being so "da da duh".

If you’re not "politically correct" and like stand up comedy, check Mind of Mencia.

by the real Bmoney July 29, 2006

Mind-quad

When a situation renders your brain to be completely unable to process the events that are unfolding.
Unable to come up with a retort for something

Friend: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it,does it make a sound?
Friend: Dude that's a Mind-quad.

by The mediation September 25, 2013

mind twist

a tard

by ;P March 19, 2003

mind fuck

To fuck someone within the boundaries of your mind. To imagine sexual intercourse with another person or multiple people. Completely safe from risks of pregnancy and STD's.

I had nothing better to do in bio, so I mind fucked Kellen.

by psycho ho July 3, 2007