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mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
by Baru May 10, 2008
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medicocracy

A society ruled by doctors. A key postulate of a medicocracy is that there is no natural limit to healthcare expenditures because any attempt to do so will be putting a price on life and that is immoral.
Bob: Maria, we have to declare bankruptcy because we have $160,000 in medical bills due yesterday and no way to pay it.
Maria: That's what you get when you live in a medicocracy.
by Inko Inko March 3, 2009
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mexican marathon

two or more days of consecutive binge drinking to the point of intoxication. usually done in conjunction with skipping work or school.
last week we went out drinking from tuesday to saturday...a real mexican marathon...im hung over as hell
by fp12319 May 9, 2010
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Mexican Lock Pick

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."
by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010
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Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
by pole dinner July 5, 2011
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mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
by Locomotive November 30, 2014
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Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
by dodzdaga May 8, 2014
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