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method

noun / verb / adjective / everything

A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.

Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”

“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”

“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”

“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”

“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”

“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
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John Shea Method

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.
by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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Raghav Method

After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".
Bro ran raghav method, LMAO
by john-13241 April 27, 2024
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stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.
by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
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The Baz Method

Graciously sneaking answers off of your phone during an examination displaying enough poise and grandeur to make the individuals in your vicinity orgasm instantaneously.
Omg! He just used The Baz Method!
Clean up on aisle My Pants!
by BigBootyBaz July 3, 2024
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