meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.

He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.

by RaiderNation January 1, 2008

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Meat Crawl

Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.

'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'

by Jacob... September 23, 2011

Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009

cock meat sandwhich

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008