MBF

Missionary Butt Fuck

Sarah: Oh my G I hurt so bad.

Jessica: Why's that?

Sarah: Well I let Steve missionary butt fuck me (MBF) and now I am afraid I will have to steal some of my grandma's diapers so I don't shit my pants.

by two lips May 18, 2010

Old Man Balls (O.M.B.)

noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.

Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"

Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"

by O.M.B. February 19, 2009

Mbn

My bad n*gga

RaQuawn: Yo this banana pudding is f*cking garbage!
Tierooone: Aye my moms made that f*cking banana pudding!
RaQuawn: Mbn!

by ShaundaDawn November 30, 2016

M.B.D.

A serious disease that may be caught through physical contact. Known as mad brandon disease.

Symptoms:
growth in chin

The man caught M.B.D. and know he will never be normal again

by gomets61 April 2, 2007

mbc

Massasecum Board Crew

A group of ill nasty thugs, located in the ghetto of Bradford, NH, proud owners of lake massasecum, and hell bent on wakeboarding all year round.
Shredding Gnar Like Paul Krebs All Year Round.

MBC^
MBC WHAT!
Chris Bish founder of MBC.
Ian Nevins dedicated dancing irish leprauchaun of MBC.

by Peter Arnold August 3, 2006

MBF

Abbreviation for "must be fried." Said when someone says something so ridiculous, they must have been fried.

you- OMG i wanna see that movie! i had a dream i saw it, but i never actually saw it... this is like SO much fun!!!!!!!
me- damn you MBF.

by NPENN GETS FRIED March 8, 2011

mbizzle

high school teenage whiteboy who resembles a fetus.

"Yo i just saw chaz, kid looks like an mbizzle now."

by pbar January 22, 2008