Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

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Spite Matchup

A spite matchup is matching up a character you spite against an overpowered character just to see the character you spite get absolutely demolished or bullied so you can feel better.

Man this matchup is so one sided! At this point its just a spite matchup just to hate and slander!

by SlangDemon March 15, 2026

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Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

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Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

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