I'm not mad.

When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.

I'm not mad.

*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"

by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."

by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019

I'm a monster

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

i'm the map

a sexual innuendo referencing Dora the Explorer.
The map strangely looks like a penis.

Ethan: Guess what?
Mellisa: What?
Ethan: I'm the map!

by thisonekid8687 January 23, 2010

s&m S&mmses ;-)

Messages with sado masochistic tendencies

Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

M4A1 M203 refers to the M4A1 carbine with M203 grenade launch attachment.

The M4A1 is used in the military as an alternative to the m16

by Anonymous August 2, 2003