Lester

A man that hides in your closet and touches you at night. He is a ugly man and you don't want to marry him for he will lick you I'm your sleep. Please help me...... Run he's coming

Uncle lester will get you in your sleep.

by Don't talk to me FOOL March 23, 2018

Lester

A homosexual sex offender with a micro cock, a Lester usually drives a white van and waits outside schools to molest little kiddos, a Lester normally wears a flannel shirt with pretty terrible

grey trousers, they normally watch gay hentai or child porn..... I'm a Lester

Holy water you were such a Lester last night

by Rootin' tootin' school shootin August 11, 2017

3 letter man

Actually when writing a word whose pronunciation begins with a vowel you must seperate it with an N. As does the pronunciation of "Ef."

"Yea ksafj is an offended Ef A...Gee he has herpes in the mouth?" "Yes he is a scabby mouth fag."

by Prof. Dick Poopless June 28, 2003

scarlet letter

the most gayest book you will ever read.

Shaniqua: Have you read the Scarlet Letter?
Shanaynay: Yes, it is the reason I cut my wrists.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009

dead letter

A letter that has died.

E - "Did you hear that R has passed away?"

Jonny Woss - "Weawy? I didn't like him much anyway."

Hence the dead letter.

by leeful November 17, 2006

love letter

A letter tha t you give to a girl secretly usingly saying how fine she is and how you love her in rhymes.

The teacher took and read johhneys love letter to karen to the class

by Andres Lopez January 15, 2008