laxison

one who buys a "present" for their boyfriend.

the laxison went to victoria secret and bought a black bra and thong to match.

by laxxxxxxxxxx January 17, 2009

laxtivity

Noun. An activity you partake in when you're bored and want to chill. Usually something relaxing like listening to music, getting online, reading a book, or watching tv.

Late at night, after a long stressful day at work I just wanna get online. That is my laxtivity.

by Dz Nuts (aka Dee's Nuts) February 28, 2009

Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

laxhobo

1. Dirt. Of or pertaining to what is picked up by your shoe when you walk over soil.

2. Not having any value. Worthless. A person or thing that can be discarded at any time.

ex: "man that car was banged up baad"
"well at least the driver had insurance"
"he wont get any money from it, it's laxhobo"

or

"wow, what a n00b!"
"HAHA YA he's LAXHOBO"

by mesosexy23874938 April 23, 2009

laxpression

a photograph that show a person in Los Angeles County, with a pair of sunglasses, and a copy of the LA...Xpress newspaper. Often, the individual is creatively expressing themselves in whatever fashion they see fit.

History: The term was coined by Barry Boen in 2008 while photographing the people of Los Angeles County, and working on a photographic novel.

She did her laxpression when I took her photograph that had her 1) in los angeles county, with 2) a pair of sunglasses and 3) a copy of the LA....Xpress

by Bryan B. Tucker October 17, 2010

Laxitively

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.

*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)

by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011

laxhole

an asshole that plays lacrosse and thinks he can do whatever he wants because of it

That laxhole just took that kids money. WHATADOUCHE

by FUCKALLYA July 20, 2011