- Definition
1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
by Deafboy March 13, 2012
Get the Josh's Lawmug. A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.
by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
by girl on fire November 27, 2011
Get the Friends-in-Lawmug. When a girl is attractive or hot, meaning you would have sex with her. Comes from the legal term "good law" usually when a case law has not been overruled by a higher or same level court and is still binding precedent.
by goodlaw October 18, 2011
Get the good lawmug. Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."
charleys law
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
by kick201 March 4, 2009
Get the charleys lawmug. John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010
Get the John's Lawmug. You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
by MeghanMurder May 17, 2010
Get the Boyfriend-In-Lawmug.