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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 3, 2009
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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From First to Last

First I have to correct many of you, especially Jessi. The band consists of
Sonny Moore- Lead Vocals
Matthew Good- Vocals, Lead Guitar
Travis Richter- Screaming, Rhthym Guitar
Derek Bloom- Drums
They no longer have bass player Jon Weisberg. Jon said on fftl.net's message board that he will be filing a lawsuit against the band for lost monies. He is now in a band called The Tragic. Sonny is 17, his b-day is on Jan 15, 1988, Matt is 21, hid b-day is Feb 11, 1984. Travis is 24, his b-day is Oct 3, 1981. And Derek is also 24, his -day is Jan 30, 1981. They mainly describe themselves as anything you call them. The lyric's for "Ride the Wings of Pestilence" are:
I'LL be hiding in the shadows
I'LL be waiting in the dark
they are not
I'M waiting in the shadows
I'M waiting in the dark.
If you look at Dear Diary you can see it. Sonny is originally from Los Angeles, California. Matt is from Vancouver, Cananda. Travis is the one from Georgia. And Derek is from Seattle, Washington. Thier new album which will be released March 21, 2006 is titled "Heroine". And it will not be released late fall/early winter. But during spring. Aesthetic is just a EP, but Dear Diary is their first official album. Now all the mistakes are corrected. And their were a lot of mistakes from Jessi.
From First To Last are the greatest most talented band ever! Their lyric's are strong, while their music is powerful! FFTL Rox my Sox!
by Andrea G. December 28, 2005
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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
by Groundhog July 26, 2006
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last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.
The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
by jpg3 December 24, 2012
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Last Call

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2
by The first mongo December 30, 2016
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Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.
Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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