Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022

kitten breath

Soft breathing on another person particularly in an intimate situation. Most common with cuddling, nuzzling and often used on ears and neck. Often felt during secret telling. Can be unintentional, but most often is used to show affection.

"You are going to use your kitten breath to seduce me, aren't you?"

by random1899 June 19, 2009

Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

by HansSC January 14, 2009

Human Kite

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.

He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".

by bremstone September 2, 2009

Kunta kinte

A gambian mandinka warrior who didin't take nobodies shit. He aint no african American the nigga was born in africa then some white mfs wanted dat nigga cus he gangsta af and they tiny crackers so they took him to africa.

Cracker: YOUR NAME IS TOBY NOT KUNTA KINTE.
Kunta: SHUTCHO WHITE AS UP, kendrick wrote a song about me SO IF YOU GONNA CALL ME SUM IT BETTER BE KING KUNTA.
#gambia #mandinka #longdicknigga #kuntakinte

by Mandinkawarrior December 8, 2017

kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

kittenmulcher

1. Something pointless and vile.

2. It's a mulcher... for mulching kittens. To make kitten mulch.

Human Centipede was a kittenmulcher.

by coderoshi September 16, 2011