Kitchens

A cocky, annoying young man with a cheesy accent. Most commonly from Alabama. These are quite obnoxious and if seen should be shot immediatly.

HOLY SH*T! A KITCHENS! SHOOT THAT THANG!

by Tragickillah666 October 30, 2011

Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.

My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.

by manworm02 July 23, 2020

kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown

"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."

by awunderlich September 1, 2006

KitchenRat

A women who plays video games that forgets her place

Your fucking useless you dumb KitchenRat, go make me a fucking sandwich.

by SoakALilCoke July 2, 2024

Chicken-Kitchened

In Miami, the act of walking out on a date abruptly and then going to chicken kitchen for takeout and your date sees you doing so from across the street.

I can’t believe Sam! He totally Chicken-Kitchened Susie last night! She posted a screenshot on Instagram.

by 10000miles January 23, 2023

Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

by MrLicorice October 28, 2009

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010