keyke

The most wonderful, obediant, and easy to own dog in the world.

There will never be a better beast than Keyke.

by fbgfbgfbg October 9, 2017

keymonte

A sexy black stud who is really good at sports. He values friendships and has greatness running through his veins and has the potential to be better than most kids. His only problem is he sometime doesn't know how he feels and says stuff he doesn't mean

Keymonte is a savage

by Urban dictionary 6 March 18, 2018

Keyboard Queer

A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.

All these keyboard queers in the comments of my twitter post are so annoying!

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.

*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."

by bug boy June 21, 2022

reformed keyboard banger

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)

Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.

by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009

keekovern

a person who is stupid, to almost the point of mental retardation, VERY annoying and normally not well liked, a keekovern normally has no friends and is ugly

oh great here comes Meghan....shes such a keekovern, lets leave before she starts talking to us

by Brittany July 25, 2004

Keybotard

21st Century London term (originated from a typo) for someone who has a total inability to type correctly for whatever reason, usually inebriation.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.

MSN messenger conversation:

-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?

by lia March 29, 2005